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Post by Lenrap on Aug 8, 2015 14:42:34 GMT -5
One day you decide to exist. You are just some random guy/girl/thing going to school because that's a thing. You should really look in a mirror and see what you are. So character creation.
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Post by Asphoxia on Aug 8, 2015 15:43:29 GMT -5
You are a female Nopon named Misamisa who may or may not have a Death Note. (Well, you do, but you aren't going to tell anyone that!)
Misamisa sounds like a Nopon name. So this happened. Because sarcastic L is sarcastic.
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Post by Dimitri on Aug 9, 2015 1:27:58 GMT -5
You are Fredrick,the mightiest jock in Emblem High.
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 9, 2015 21:00:09 GMT -5
You are Fredrick,the mightiest jock in Emblem High. Seconded. Except it's Frederick and you got to Ylisse High.
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Post by Lenrap on Aug 10, 2015 20:57:58 GMT -5
i.imgur.com/1J55RcF.pngYou are this handsome gentlewoman (i dunno why either) and it is your first day at school as you literally popped into existence 5 seconds ago, and we all know that people who do that have to go to high school. You walk in to find everyone and everything in the cafeteria. There are many people and things here that are sitting in tables doing various things. Where do you sit?
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Post by Dimitri on Aug 11, 2015 0:51:30 GMT -5
With all the cool people, duh. Being the strongest Nopon in school means you're also the coolest.
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Post by Asphoxia on Aug 11, 2015 7:28:58 GMT -5
With all the cool people, duh. Being the strongest Nopon in school means you're also the coolest. Aforementioned table is near the window, oddly enough. While you're looking out it, you notice a notebook drop from the sky. Out of curiosity, you pick it up and put it in your bag. You'll look at it when you get home.
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Post by Koopario on Aug 11, 2015 10:23:32 GMT -5
Meanwhile you get the current lunch of sloppy joe's, and wolf it down as heartily as Robin would eat bear meat.
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Post by Lenrap on Aug 11, 2015 17:51:18 GMT -5
Confident in your buff Nopon body, you sit at the table with all of the cool kids. They are all robot masters from Megaman 1 that call you fat, short, and the opposite of sexy despite being Frederick and a Nopon (the complete package). After making you feel bad, they ignore you and talk about how Megaman could never beat them in a fight. Suddenly, you notice a notebook fall outside. Because you're Fredrick and don't care, you grab it even though it's outside. Before you can look at it, a teacher gives you a schedule sheet. There are 8 classes that need to be added. Pick them and stuff and maybe use a tool from my favorite anime 2K15 to eat ice cream.
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 14, 2015 18:52:48 GMT -5
Make every class stationary chair accomodation, where you sit in a chair forever.
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Post by Lenrap on Aug 14, 2015 23:15:22 GMT -5
You sign up only for class stationary chair accommodation, where you die because the chairs turned evil. You decide to go back in time in hopes that someone will not make you get killed by chairs. :watdo
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Post by Asphoxia on Aug 15, 2015 10:17:16 GMT -5
You decide to get through the rest of the school day so you can examine that notebook (Which turns out to be a Death Note)
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Post by Treble Tech on Aug 16, 2015 16:41:31 GMT -5
Join Astrophysics, Applied Baltic languages, Celtic Literature and Underwater Basket-Weaving.
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Post by Lenrap on Aug 16, 2015 23:51:14 GMT -5
You decide to sign up for Astrophysics, Applied Baltic Languages, Celtic Literature and Underwater Basket-Weaving. You also sign up for one period of Stationary Chair Accommodation, but not the period where the chairs started to murder others. Since nobody posted anyth-I mean plot convenience, school changes it's end time to 5th period. The bell rings, and the principle begins to speak. "You may notice that most of you just have a name on your schedule. You may notice that the name is Fredrick. You may notice that by most of you, I mean the forumers. You may notice that all of you are going to be in the same classes as Fredrick. You may notice that these classes suck. You may notice that Lenrap always incorporates the forumers into his cyoa's. Hah." With that, you and some random people you've never met go through your classes. Because all of the teachers didn't do anything but explain the class, you didn't do anything with anyone.
Astrophysics is, suprisingly, a throwaway class. The teacher, who is just a floating piece of space, says this memorable quote: "Space sucks, so just chill for the rest of the year."
Applied Baltic Languages is a very racist class. The teacher, who is some redneck guy with a wall that's just a giant confederate flag, says this memorable quote "WHO NEEDS THAT STUPID BALTIC BULL? JUST SPEAK ENGLISH!!!"
So is Celtic Literature. It takes place in the same class with the same teacher. You get yet another memorable quote from the man: "WHO NEEDS THAT STUPID CELTIC BULL? JUST READ ENGLISH!!!"
Underwater Basket Weaving is exactly what it sounds like. The class is extremely strict, and takes place in a pool. You get this memorable quote, "GLUB GLUB GLUB"
Stationary Chair Accommodation is just you sitting in a chair.
You go home, having progressed in nothing. Tomorrow, you can actually go to school. You also have a deathnote nao, so cool.
You arrive at school to find you and your forum members doing nothing in particular. Then a portal opens up. It says "Ay yo, I thought I could do persona but I gave up. So let's go kill stuff. Suddenly, your body is ripped apart and turned into a portal. Your Death Note is dropped, and Asphoxia equips it. With nothing better to do, the forum members go through the portal that used to be Fredrick the sexy nopon and you enter a pretty decent town area. There is a Target, a Chick-Fil-A, and a town hall all surrounded by a lot of cars. GO EXPLORE YEA!
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Post by Asphoxia on Aug 17, 2015 7:23:40 GMT -5
I'll go see if there's a manga section at the Target. Apparently there's translated Kagerou Project manga now, and any self-respecting store that sells manga has to sell Death Note. I'd rather make sure I don't go insane, unlike Light. Of course, saying that, Lenrap is probably going to force the story in such a way that I have to use the Death Note repeatedly...
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Post by Lenrap on Aug 17, 2015 13:53:11 GMT -5
*thousands of murderers surround Asphoxia, all with nametags*
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Post by Treble Tech on Aug 17, 2015 21:15:06 GMT -5
"GLUB GLUB GLUB" - Lenrap 2015
Give the mob of cars pitchforks and torches to threaten town hall.
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Post by Asphoxia on Aug 18, 2015 8:10:26 GMT -5
Attempt to abscond, only using the Death Note if necessary.
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Post by Dimitri on Aug 18, 2015 12:14:40 GMT -5
Nooooo! Frederick!
Well, I've got nothing better to do. I'll go to the town hall and give Hyrum McDaniels a wedgie. He's bound to be around there somewhere. *offscreen noise* What do you mean this isn't Night Vale!? Fine. Forget it. If I can't wedgie a five headed dragon I might as well just go to Chick-Fil-A.
And give the cow a wedgie.
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 20, 2015 15:40:58 GMT -5
Go to Chick-Fil-A and buy $1000 worth of Waffle Fries.
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Post by Lenrap on Aug 21, 2015 0:06:19 GMT -5
Asphoxia tries to find manga in Target, but forgets that this is a Target and that Target is too trash to sell manga. I also joke about summoning way too many murderers around Asphoxia, and she takes it seriously and runs out of the Target. The employees and Target consumers all look very concerned that the seer of randomness is in the building. They are even more concerned about the fire outside.
The fire was caused by Treble Tech, who thought the cars were rioting. They were not. They're cars. Treble gave some random minivan a torch. Since minivans sorta don't have hands, the minivan drops the torch (wub wub) and sets itself on fire. The result is every car in the area being set ablaze and blown to pieces. Somehow, nobody was injured. The survival of everyone still baffles fictional scientists to this day.
Dimitri and Planetbox both decide to go to Chick-Fil-A because they are beautiful and such beautiful people only go to Chick-Fil-A. Dimitri wanted to give a five headed dragon wedgies, but settles for a cardboard cow. Despite the cow not having underwear, the cardboard cow is given a wedgie. Successful in life, Dimitri is given a $1000 dollar gift card from Chick-Fil-A for teaching the cardboard cow a lesson (i dunno either). Planet blows it all on waffle fries, and the duo dines like kings on really good fries.
The town quickly realized that all of the cars were on fire, so they called the cops on Treble. One by one, a group of four cops arrived at the scene. There were only like 4 despite how big the issue is. The cops then yell at Treble, saying "You're under arrest! We forgot the rest!"
Cop 1, Gun Guy Cop 2, Taser Guy Cop 3, RIOT Guy Cop 4, Jigglypuff (cuz you're under ar-REST? I'm not original at all)
:watdew
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Post by Dimitri on Aug 21, 2015 10:43:03 GMT -5
*highfives Planetbox* After a very good meal I'll head outside, notice the Jigglypuff cop, and immediately throw a pokeball at them. This cannot possibly fail because I am the Master Ball king.
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Post by Planetbox on Aug 25, 2015 16:23:14 GMT -5
*returns high five*
I will go inside the kitchen at Chick-Fil-A and accidentally drop soap everywhere on purpose so all the chefs are slipping and sliding and dropping food everywhere. Then I will jump out the drive-through window, hoodslide across a car, and fall into a bush. I doubt this will go very well.
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Post by Asphoxia on Aug 26, 2015 18:53:26 GMT -5
I'll go to a place that actually sells manga!
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Post by Lenrap on Aug 26, 2015 21:50:46 GMT -5
Dimitri tries to throw a pokeball at the Jigglypuff, but it broke free. Dimitri forgot that you need to weaken a pokemon before it is caught. Luckily, Dimitri uses the power of the edit-nado and changes the pokeball to a masterball. The Jigglypuff is caught successfully. Would you like to give it a nickname? The police don't notice the capture because...
Planetbox set off the sirens of the police car by face planting into it. You see, Planetbox tried to drop soap on the chick-fil-a floor to make the workers slip. However, this did not happen. Planet instead dropped one of the soap bars accidentally and slipped. Planetobx then fell through a random window that is in the kitchen for some reason (not drive-thru, my chick-fil-a separates the drive-thru area and the kitchen for some reason) and hit his face on the police car, ruining the poor box's beautiful complexion. Planet then falls into a bush, so at least the last part went well. One of the cops arrests Planet for soap crimes and property damage.
Asphoxia ignores the commotion and goes to the conveniently placed Baskin-Robbins to buy manga. Since Baskin-Robbins always knows, every Kagerou Project and Death Note manga (even unreleased manga, I know Death Note is complete but not sure about Kagerou) is conveniently for sale for like $13.37. I assume you're gonna buy that stuff, so you buy that stuff and sit down at the Baskin-Robbins to read manga.
Treble does absolutely nothing, making it easy for the cops to arrest him for playing god.
Cop 1, Gun Guy Cop 2, Taser Guy Cop 3, RIOT Guy
:dothedance
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